reality

Is willing to accept that she creates her own reality except for some of the parts where she can’t help but wonder what the hell she was thinking.

~Story People

6 thoughts on “reality

  1. Patricia says:

    Jackie. Just. Step. Out. Of. The. Kitchen.

  2. Sara says:

    I have never, I mean Ever, cleaned my oven. And I cook a Lot. I have considered hiring someone to do it. This makes me a Terrible homemaker. I should just get a job, I’m useless.

  3. “Just spray on and wipe off! It’s EASY!” …yeah, and Enzyte will make your hubbies winky bigger….NOT going to happen! I think hubby actually cleaned the oven last time it happened. The first glop of charred on pizza cheese, and it’s all over. More useless than making your bed, I say!

  4. ellen says:

    Do you think that if I did this, I would be able to actually see through the glass on my oven door? I’m not sure it’s all worth it.

  5. melinda says:

    …this is becomig a wall of shame.
    hi.
    my name is melinda.
    I’ve never cleaned my oven.
    but Smooth still remains my loyal friend.

    p.s. what does self cleaning mean if it doesn’t actually clean itself?
    honestly.

  6. melinda says:

    the “n” is often over used in my opinion.
    but I am an idiot who ignores spellcheck.

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